My first blog with a smiling guarantee

I took the picture in Ireland, but you must continue down to the question of Africa. I Have a smiling guarantee! The picture is because a hotel working mate got mail from a potential customer. And that was;  "Is yor beach far away from the sea ... .." There was however a relief when the teacher Hansen in the fifth grade, said that there are no stupid questions - only stupid answers ... .. (I ask some ..) but it is ignorance then ... .. (or?) A The Shirt mate; DAVID MILLS - HELP for HEROES... gave me this one... Africa - as in South Africa - has the World Cup in a few quarters, and there are a number of questions that have been submitted to a web site down there - and the editor responds willingly. Is it true? These questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner: Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be comfortable to see elephants in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Durban two Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometers take lots of water ... Q: Is it safe to run around in the Bush in South Africa? (Sweden) A: So it's true what they say about Sweden ... Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey's Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of?


Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not ... oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in South Africa? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ... oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France)
A: No, WE don 't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa? (USA)
A: Anywhere where a significant number of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can di Spenser rattle snake serum. (USA)
A: Rattle Snakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

 

Bjorn Heidenstrøm, soon asking ....


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Written on Monday, 01 February 2010 19:52 by Bjørn

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